ROSEMARIE JARSKI

It''s back! The bestselling , blockbusting, bumper book of humorous quotations rides back into town with over 6,000 new quotes. From times past to the modern day, classic funnies to contemporary wit, "The Funniest Thing You Never Said 2" delivers an unbeatable selection of fantastic and hilarious quotes on every subject under the sun. Featuring topics as diverse as celebrity to religion, and including a cast of quotees ranging from Oscar Wilde to Homer Simpson, there''s something here for everyone with a sense of humour.

Theres nothing much left to feel good about these days if youre British, but one of the few things where we all agree that we''re still a world leader is our defining sense of humour. Thematically covering every subject imaginable, from God to dogs, this collection will be the seminal gathering of our national wit and a picture of who we are as a nation - a monument to our monumental silliness.''An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.'' George Mikes Jane Austen, Pam Ayres, Alan Bennett, Jeffrey Bernard, John Betjeman, Jo Brand, Craig Brown, Winston Churchill, Alan Clark, Jeremy Clarkson, Billy Connolly, Peter Cook, Tommy Cooper, Noel Coward, Quentin Crisp, Les Dawson, Stephen Fry, A.A. Gill, Stella Gibbons, W.S. Gilbert, Joyce Grenfell, Tony Hancock, Harry Hill, Jerome K. Jerome, Boris Johnson, Samuel Johnson, Maureen Lipman, Spike Milligan, Nancy Mitford, Frank Muir, Eric Morecambe, Joe Orton, David Renwick, Brian Sewell, William Shakespeare, George Bernard Shaw, Edith Sitwell, Frank Skinner, Arthur Smith, Sue Townsend, Peter Ustinov, Queen Victoria, Oscar Wilde, Kenneth Williams, P.G. Wodehouse, Victoria Wood.

Todo lo que hay que hacer para convertirse en una estrella y mantenerse en el candelero. A lo largo del libro conoceremos los detalles más extravagantes de las grandes estrellas y cómo labrarnos nuestro propio camino hacia la fama y la fortuna.