📱 eBook en inglés THE DIVORCE DIARY

What do you do when your marriage breaks down?

1. Celebrate. 2. Cry into your cereal. 3. Write about it.

A: All of the above.

Welcome to The Divorce Diary. An honest, humorous and heartbreaking account of one mans journey through the jungles of marriage separation. Follow our protagonist as he battles good and evil in search of the Golden Ticket. Hang on. That cant be right. Second chance. Read on as our hero plays all 82 games, and leads the Knicks to the championship. No, thats not it either. Last chance. Accompany Mr Singleton as he vacates the marital home, leaving behind his son and the life hed built for the past two decades. Laugh aloud as he skips back to his childhood bedroom to ponder lifes little mysteries like, Why you never see a dirty Magpie? and, Did you know that BONK is KNOB spelt backwards? Sprinkle in a bit of cringe, top that off with some embarrassing stories from the vault, and Bobs your uncle and Fannys your best friend.

The Divorce Diary was written longhand over a 12 month period, now fully edited to actually make sense. All names and locations have been changed to protect privacy. Big boy trousers are needed also due to some of the subject matter, and shouldnt be read by persons of a judgmental nature. This is a males side of the story, and I will not stand for fighting and bickering within .the male community. We must stand together and free our married brothers one by one.

(Big Boy trousers not provided.)