📱 eBook en inglés 'GOANNAE NO DAE THAT!'

The Scots have a unique way of communicating their feelings. Their sayings are cheeky, to the point, rude and always funny. Scotlands bestselling humour author is back with his latest collection of hilarious Scottish sayings.Away an bile yer heid an mak silly soup!That wans in everything but the Co-operative windae!If ah had your money ah wid burn ma ainYeve goat a heid oan ye like a stair-heidThe gemmes a bogieYer cruisin fur a bruisinAhm that hungry ah could eat a scabbie-heided horseCastor oil cures everythin but a widden legWan minute yer a peacock an the next yer a feather dusterYer talkin mince withoot a tattie in sightLang may yer lum reek, an may a wee moose never leave yer kitchen press wi a tear in its eeYer herrs mingin, hingin an clinginFrom the infallible wisdom of the Glesca Granny, to the hilarious patter of larger-than-life conductress Big Aggie MacDonald, Allan Morrison has a sharp eye and a silver tongue when it comes to observational humour.SCOTLAND ON SUNDAY on Haud Ma Chips, Ahve Drapped the Wean!