Qualified applicants looking to build their careers on sand. Requirements: A bachelors degree worth a fraction of the debt you incurred. One to two years clerical experience working for a deranged harridan who has sucked your very life-force. Fluency in at least two major jargons. Must be resourceful, action oriented, stress tolerant, enthusiastic, and desperate. Primary responsibilities include: figuring out just what weve hired you to do; working closely with no one for clients well never identify, and a practice well never commit to. Working in a world where a college degree qualifies her to make photocopies and color-coordinate file folders, twenty-four year old Girl is struggling to keep up with the essential trinity of food, shelter, and student loans. So when she finally lands the job of her dreams she ignores her misgivings and concentrates on getting the job done whatever that may be.