It turns out that two is a million more kids than one Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting s primal struggles in Go the Fuck to Sleep and You Have to Fucking Eat Now Fuck Now There Are Two of You tackles a new addition to the family and all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple math defying fact that two is a million more kids than one As you probably know by now you shouldn t read it to a child